The GZA was also the creator of the liquid sword and a co-developer of the "Special Technique of Shadowboxing".
Another little known fact is that the character of Jack Bauer from the hit tv series 24 is actually based on the GZA. The GZA also claims to be "all formin' like Voltron," which leads scholars to believe that he could be descended from robots.
He can approach speeds of over 1000 MPH while on a segway, and roughly twice that on foot.
GZA has an IQ of 23495842 (he insisted on taking the IQ test over and over until he got a question wrong, but eventually got tired). GZA: A pupil of Jesus, Bruce Lee, and chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, He is a renowned scientologist as well as a member of Mensa, CIVIQ Society, Prometheus Society, Top One Percent Society, the Klu Klux Klan, the Iluminati, and Intertel.If you turn the other cheek, he'll break your fuckin.JAW (chin). It is a known fact that RZA is both of them and Bobby Dig-It-All is just one of RZA's clones that he made himself with his golden pubes. RZA also has the leadership of Barack Obama and the smarts of Thomas Edison. RZA is also known as Bobby Dig-It-All, due to his passion for amateur treasure hunting. The strongest existing theory is that he keeps all members in check by endlessly spouting babble with such confidence that all figure it must be terribly profound. Nobody knows for certain what his powers are, but they must be unspeakably awesome to command the Wu-Tang. RZA: Both Quentin Tarantino's film production professor and the undisputed leader of the Wu-Tang Clan.Since their inception, the Wu-Tang Clan has grown to a point where they are considered "their own pingas" Fo' rizzle. At this time is is unknown which positions each member will take, only that Raekwon will be subjected to becoming the White House cook and that Method Man will be sent to help interrogate prisoners held in guantanamo bay. Speculation has recently risen that Barack Obama will appoint the Wu-Tang Clan to become his Cabinet. In response to this, Wu-Tang fans unanimously responded, " Huh?"
The Clan, along with all the suns, moons and gods, built the 36 chambers to contain the truth of the Grandmaster and Huey P's mathematics, all 26 dimensions plus room for 10 extra dimensions". The winners of this competition were chosen to form the Wu-Tang Clan. Realmatizing this, I gathered from all people on earth the most mythical of all the mythic mathematic martial artists for an ultimate competition. Newton, the true older gods, who showed the people of Earth the math of the 26th dimension which proved that all Rap was meaningless, and that the world was calling for the Wu with desperatation. all of whom did not survive.Ĭharismatic leader of the Wu-Tang Clan, RZA, describes the group's philosophy as so: " It was Grandmaster Flash and Huey P. The rumour was proven trued in 1992 by Stephen Colbert and his team of Lindsay Lohan clones. All others who tried would be subject to travelling to the 4th Chamber never to return. It was rumoured that only a select few would be able to learn the rest of these methods. It is simliar to bojutsu, however the practitioner will go ape-shit on the person with a five iron instead of a stick. It is, however, plausible that anyone can learn the ways of the southern-style Tiger.um.er.style.The southern style differs from the northern style in that it is based on focusing rage rather than spamming cheap projectiles at someones chest and knees. RZA in New York City to discuss The Tao of Wu. That man is the eternal emperor of Thailand, who then used his power to shove tigers up womens asses around the world. Mostly because the Wu-Tang Clan has deemed it too "ass rancid dangerous to be taught to just any sucka." It is more commonly known by the Wu-Tang as"Tiiigaah Style!".Īs of yet there is only one student who graduated to Wesely SnipesBelt of the ancient Tiiigaah Style. There is some debate as to whether or not they actually invented the martial art Tiger style, was an underground Rap hit and was certified Gold by the RIAA. Who consists of Dj Durtay Mittins and Greez-E Fingaz. "B-Dale Ballin'" With central Pennsylvania Hip-Hop/Rock group West B Dale. Their methods of fighting include Shaolin Shadowboxing,Wu-Tang sword style, as well as a vicious type of torture creatively named Torture, nigga. Not to be confused with the common internet expression of when you've just received a tasty powdered orange drink (*w00t*Tang!) The name "Wu-Tang" comes from a Chinese mountain, whose name literally translated meant "Great Hill that is nothing ta fuck with".